Happy Birthday


So many people your age are dead! Happy Birthday



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“Happy Birthday”…So many people your age are dead! Happy Birthday!

The Story (which is on the back of the card)
Ethel is cranky & spiritually jaded. Crystal Moonunit seeks enlightenment. “Chuck” the cat, thinks it’s time for a nap.
Ethel wears yoga gear daily and visualizes being buff with buns of steel, replacing her current buns resembling english muffins.
“Chuck” is Ethel’s cat and spiritual advisor. “Chuck” is a girl but Ethel doesn’t care. Neither does Chuck
Ethel’s friend from a past life, Crystal Moonunit is still seeking the meaning of life. Ethel doesn’t give a shit and often wishes she had a gun & could join a spiritual witness protection program.
Chuck doesn’t give a shit, either way.

All our cards are blank inside so you can express your personal wishes. Matching colorful envelopes with clear protective sleeves for single cards. Order 12 cards total and they’ll come in a clear box with a gold stretchy ribbon and you’ll get 10% off.