Grounded

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“Grounded”…Sagging breasts are the Universes’ way of keeping me grounded

Sagging breasts? They’re like gravity, always keeping you down to earth. Unless, of course, you’re a supermodel, then they’re just a fashion accessory.

All my cards are blank inside so you can express your personal wishes. Matching colorful envelopes. If you order 12 or more cards I’ll pack ’em  in a clear box with a gold stretchy ribbon, free hug coupon and you’ll get 10% off the card order.

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Sagging breasts? They’re like gravity, always keeping you down to earth. Unless, of course, you’re a supermodel, then they’re just a fashion accessory.

All my cards are blank inside so you can express your personal wishes. Matching colorful envelopes. If you order 12 or more cards I’ll pack ’em  in a clear box with a gold stretchy ribbon, free hug coupon and you’ll get 10% off the card order.