Customer Service
Prices:
Printed greeting cards are $3.50 each. They are invitation size (4.25" x 5.5") with colorful matching envelopes and clear plastic sleeves to protect them and keep them perky and dazzling.
Magnets are $4.50 each. They are slightly larger than a business card (2.5" x 3.5") and make great gifts to include with the card or just as a spontaneous expression of generosity to your friends and family.
Signed Prints are $14.98 each. They are 8.5" x 11" for easy framing and also come in a sealed plastic sleeve to protect them from the elements. All prints are signed and include a sturdy foam core backing.
Discounts for repeat customers: Place an order online and receive 10% off ALL future orders. (Applies to retail customers only.)
Shipping:
Save money on shipping! Order 1-20 of any combination of printed greeting cards, magnets or prints for a flat $4.75 (within the U.S.) which covers 3-day Priority Mail with Delivery Confirmation. Orders over $50 (within the U.S.) get FREE Shipping. All orders are shipped Priority Mail within 5 business days.
International Orders:
We regret we don't take international orders online, but we would be happy to fulfill your order by mail or email. Please contact us and we'll let you know what the exact price, shipping costs and arrangements would be.
Shops/Wholesalers:
Please contact Diane for wholesale pricing and information.
Customer Service:
If you have any questions or need assistance, don't hesitate to contact me.
Call (toll-free) at 877-427-7919
Send a fax (toll-free) to 800-886-0646
Contact us via our online form
Send a letter to:
Great Cosmic Happy-Ass Card Co.
43 Chadwick Wade Drive
Asheville NC 28804
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