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Your friends will love that you gifted them a real card; thought enough about them to actually take the time to write; and appreciate you sending them a hysterical and outrageous card from The Great Cosmic Happy-Ass. All the cards are blank on the inside where you can write your own thoughts about how much they mean to you. You can send them for friend's and family's birthdays, congratulations, anniversaries or just because you want to send a laugh. All my cards are printed on recycled card stock here in Asheville, NC, and can be ordered singly or by the box, and I'll gladly take the time to write you a little note on your receipt.

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Simple? Yes.   Easy? Absolutely.   Smart? You betcha.

     
Irish Blessing Hummuscide Taller
Hummuscide Taller
     
Chicken Breasts Four Beavers Friend In Cheeses
Chicken breasts The Four Beavers of the Apocalypse You have a friend in Cheeses
     
Inner Child Higher Bean Dead Fish
Nurturing your inner child Communing With a Higher Bean Only dead fish go with the flow
     
Deja Moo Fat Angels Meaning Of Life
Deja Moo Fat Angels The meaning of life
     
Chocolate Gay Angels Happy-Ass Day
Chocolate Gay Angels Have A Happy-Ass Day!
     
Headlines Stupid People Welcome Baby Cheeses
Headlines We Would Love To See
     
Higher Shelf Forks Transcendental Vegetation
Your higher shelf May the forks be with you Transcendental vegetation
     
Light Up My Life My Life Flatulence
You Light Up My Life My life would be funny if... Our Lady of Perpetual Flatulence Happy-Ass
     
Oom Moo Out Of Body Planning The Day
Oom is Moo Spelled Backwards While you were out... of body Planning the day
     
Reincarnation For Dummies Road To Enlightenment Sense Of Humor
Reincarnation for Dummies The first step on the road to enlightenment Enlightenment and a sense of humor
     
Spiritual Warrior Swine Flew Tango
I am a spiritual warrior Swine Flew Tango
     
Cat Worship Steamed Asparagus Chi Whiz
Cats never forget Steamed Asparagus Chi Whiz
     
Unbuddha Moment Holy Shit Cracked
Unbuddha Moment Holy Shit Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light
     
Channeling Mother Creating Reality Jesus Saves
I'm channeling my mother Creating Reality Jesus saves, Buddha recycles
     
Beyond Help Bean Of Light Reintarnation
Self Help? Beyond Help! Bean of light Reintarnation
     
Underwear Yams Blessed Are The Flexible
Nun Underwear Silence of the Yams Blessed are the flexible
     
Any Day Thighs Morning Coffee
Any day above ground is a good day I Hate My Thighs Morning Coffee
     
Dear God Dazzling G-Spot
Dear God G-Spot
     
Grounded Veggies Protest Chants
The Grounded! Cosmic Happy-Ass When vegetables protest They met by chants
     
     
     
     

 

 

 
 

 

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